Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Man killed while pooping on subway tracks

A poo-operative in Nueva York sent this to me. A man was killed near the Greenpoint Ave subway station in Brooklyn while trying to relieve himself. The always sensitive NY Post called it a "toilet train." But now you know - if you are in the subway, poop while already in the car. Not on the tracks.

NY Post article
NY Daily News


Anonymous said...

Yes, I am one who enjoys drinking 32 ounce bottles of Phillips, Milk of Magnesia. Next, I eat a full order of green chile burrito's and a large order of chile verde tacos. I let it set awhile, to develop a large and gaseous backlog. Then, I go for a ride on the city bus and I poop on the bus seats in the back. I take my britches down and I squish gut paste out in large spurts. One girl heard it and turned around, thinking I had just blown gas. My face was contorted as I relieved myself of a full quart of Milk of Magnesia, coupled with large and hefty portions of Spanish food and Habanero sauce. Oh ... it really stunk! One girl was shrilling, "get that fat pig off the bus, he's stinking up the bus." And then she looked at me as if I could respond to her. She had no idea. As she was saying that I was squishing out another gut log on the seat, as it sat glistening and stinking on the seat. Then I got my pants back up and I departed the bus like nothing happened. As others ere walking back towards the back of the bus, just getting on the bus, I heard them scream" "Oh! Oh! Someone has cra..ed on the bus.Oh! Whata filthy PIG!" The bus driver went to the back of the bus and you could hear him cursing about what someone had done. He quickly opened all the windows to let some air in. In so doing, several people caught a whiff of what I had done and they vomited on the bus, spraying out half-digested chunks of corn and carrots! It was so terrible. I could hear the screeching going on and people rushing and jockeying to get off the bus before they vomited, too. It was a glorious day on the bus, as everyone rushed to get off the bus, gagging and holding their hands to their mouths, dry-heaving, and retching at the stink of it al!

Anonymous said...

you fag!!!!

Me said...

Wow really man. Omg gross