Friday, August 06, 2010

A Real P.O.S. Car

Ever have a crappy car, a real P.O.S.? Here's a literal one, from Bristol, England. The VW Bug is powered by methane (or as the BBC calls it, "mee-thane") generated from human excrement.

It's actually a pretty good idea, why not use waste (and poo) for something useful? Other than the fact that everyone's going to call your car the Shitwagon.

'Poo-powered' car seen on the streets of Bristol

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Drunk Mom Poops Her Pants with Kid in the Car

You've gotta hate when this happens: you're driving drunk with your kid, you pull out in front of a police car, throw your bottle of vodka into the courthouse driveway, and then you poop your pants. Her explanation: "I ate too much corn." Sounds like an average Saturday for most people. With video!

Here's the article. It happened in Elyria, Ohio, which is Greek for "New Trousers."

Friday, May 21, 2010

Here's a Crappy Craigslist Housing Ad!

Saw this gem all over the internets, it's a Craigslist ad for a normal sounding apartment in Washington, DC, which is actually kind of a good deal for that area.

But there's a catch -- along with playing kickball and drinking good beer, smiley face, you have to keep track of every time you poop by noting it on a piece of paper attached to the bathroom door! Sign me up!

The weirdest thing is, there's no explanation for why anyone would agree to do this. Did past roommates clog up the toilet a lot? Maybe this person has some medical issue, but why does that mean the roommates have to do it also? It can't be for a septic tank, this is the big city. Bizarre. I feel like if you're going to discuss bowel habits in a random housing ad, you should at least explain yourself.

The ad's still up, so you can take a look at where you might be pooping in the future.