Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Man killed while pooping on subway tracks

A poo-operative in Nueva York sent this to me. A man was killed near the Greenpoint Ave subway station in Brooklyn while trying to relieve himself. The always sensitive NY Post called it a "toilet train." But now you know - if you are in the subway, poop while already in the car. Not on the tracks.

NY Post article
NY Daily News

Monday, May 08, 2006

David Blaine poops in a tube

Read this today, David Blaine is spending a week underwater, "relieving himself" through a tube. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't like to see a skinny magician crapping in a tube underwater. But uh, good luck man.

Monday, May 01, 2006

"Corn eater sets world record at festival"

Now this is just shoddy journalism. The first thing that comes to mind is "man, I hope he has a super size toilet." That can't be fun.


At Madsci.org, they talk about why we can't digest the outside of corn kernels - we don't have the enzymes. The insides we can digest just fine. The band Korn, however, is digestible by only certain people - those who like bad music.