Monday, May 30, 2005

"We just hope they're not laying sea dumps."

Ah, New Jersey. Watch out for floaters when at the Jersey shore: public restrooms are few and far between.

Spotty potties at NJ beach towns

Makes me think of that scene in "Caddyshack" with the Baby Ruth in the pool. Except no delicious nougat filling. Depending on what you ate, I suppose.

Friday, May 27, 2005


Welcome to the first post of Poo News! This blog will have poo poo and doody related news articles and commentary. Nothing sexual, or at least not sexual and related to poo, just interesting stuff. For example:

Suspect atop crane for third straight day

How does he poop? Is he holding it in? Does he poo off the crane? Or in his pants? That's one smelly fugitive.

Yahoo has photos of him. Not pooping, thankfully. But no other news articles mention anything about bodily functions. Honestly, the public wants to know!