Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Pandas: Poop MVPs

Yes, it's been a long, long time, but this news brought me out of poo-hibernation: Pandas poop 40 times a day! That's insane. I would suggest a visit to the panda-gastroenterologist might be in order.

And apparently you can also buy stuff made from panda poo. What a crappy gift! Ha!


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voteprime said...

I hope they've got some good TP. Because as much as I love Charmin Ultra, it's not gonna cut it for 40 times a day.

Anonymous said...

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Keep up the good work, oh Prince of Poops. It is our doodies as Poopletariats worldwide to keep these juices flowing, creative and butt-oriented (BOJs), and to fart in the face of inflatluent injustice.

Your fecal friends