Drunk Mom Poops Her Pants with Kid in the Car

You've gotta hate when this happens: you're driving drunk with your kid, you pull out in front of a police car, throw your bottle of vodka into the courthouse driveway, and then you poop your pants. Her explanation: "I ate too much corn." Sounds like an average Saturday for most people. With video!



Here's the article. It happened in Elyria, Ohio, which is Greek for "New Trousers."